The Texas Connection Vol. 32

The Texas Connection Vol. 32
 
 

Howdy & Happy Wednesday, Folks

As always, welcome back to the Texas Connection. Grab your coffee and read this week's interesting finds from your Pals at Texas Humor. 

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Howdy, friends! Here's your news updates for this week:

In Your Neck of the Woods: 

Weird Finds:

  • Florida man fed up with Potholes planted a BANANA TREE in the MIDDLE of the road. If this isn't the best idea i've ever heard, I don't know what is.

  • The NYC Subway blackout was blamed on someone hitting the power button? Has ERCOT moved to NYC?

  • YouTuber Mikey Chen has a hack to make your Whataburger order even better. 

The Furry Friend Weeklies: 

 

Until next week... stay newsy my friends.

 
 

 

Top 5 weirdest places for a Spirit Halloween store that only makes sense in Texas…

 

  1. This old abandoned barn…




What's in here? Hopefully something spoopy and not just tetanus

2. The open grill at salt lick…
 Is this sanitary? Probably not, but i'll risk burning myself for some lawn ornaments
3. The sushi counter at HEB…
It's a little cold in there but if I've got those flamin’ hot cheeto rolls I'm ok with it.
4. Behind the coke fountain at Whataburger…
They’re always out of DP, but I'll buy some faux spider webs.
5. In a Bucee’s bathroom stall…
Might not be the most ideal place to buy Halloween stuff but at least it's super clean
 

We've Saved the Best for Last:

2 Truths & a Lie: 

 

A. “GONE TO TEXAS” has been used since the 19th century.

B. Vietnamese is the third most spoken language in Texas.

C. Texas is home to 3 national parks.

 

 

 

 

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AND THE ANSWER IS (scroll down)

 

 

 

 

C! Texas is home to 2 National parks: Big Bend National Park and Guadalupe Mountains National Park 

 

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Catch Us Next Week...
Catch ya' in next week's recap. Until then, have a great rest of your week and an even better weekend.
Sincerely, Your Texas Humor Team: Hanna, Sidney, Cass, John & Amber