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    8 Reasons to Shop Here

    top 8 reasons to shop at texas humor
    1

    CUSTOMER SERVICE

    WE TAKE CARE OF OUR CUSTOMERS IN THE EXACT SAME WAY WE'D WISH TO BE TAKEN CARE OF.

    2

    FAMILY OWNED

    WE'RE A HUSBAND AND WIFE OWNED SMALL BUSINESS.

    3

    LOCALLY DESIGNED & PRINTED

    DESIGNED IN AUSTIN TX, PRINTED IN SAN MARCOS TX.

    4

    QUALITY TEES WITH UNIQUE DESIGNS

    GUARANTEED.

    5

    FAST SHIPPING

    PICKED & SHIPPED BY HAND - RIGHT HERE IN AUSTIN TX.

    6

    FREE RETURNS & EXCHANGES

    EVERY TIME, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

    7

    WE GIVE BACK

    TO OUR LOCAL COMMUNITY AND THE ENTIRE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS

    8

    WE'RE FUNNY

    (AT LEAST SOME OF THE TIME ANYWAYS)

    NEW ARRIVALS

    UNISEX

    WOMENS

    KIDS

    LONGSLEEVES

    TEXAS HATS

    TRUCKER HATS

    ROPE HATS

    ALL HATS

    TEXAS SUNGLASSES

    KEYCHAINS

    YOGA PANTS

    PINS & BUTTONS

    BOOKS

    GROWLERS

    STICKERS & DECALS

    KOOZIES

    Aint Texas

    Feed Me Tacos

    Anything For Selenas

    Howdy

    City Tees

    Brand New Decals!
    Brand New Decals!

    We whipped up a fresh new batch of decals that belong on your vehicle, your laptop, your dog, etc. And seriously, they need to finish I-35 like, yesterday.

    Shop 'Em All
    Y'all need this book
    Y'all need this book

    The Definitive Guide to be Bein' Texan, written by our founder and Professional Certified Texan, Jay B Sauceda. It has everything y'all need to know about Texas, how to be a Texan, and most importantly, stuff about tacos. 

    Snag your copy!
    The new pin collection
    The new pin collection

    Your favorite jacket, HEB bag, and other pin-able surfaces just got more Texan.

    Shop 'em all here

    Our Best Sellin' Stuff
    Size Chart

     

    UNISEX TEES
    CHEST TO FIT (IN)
    S 34"-37"
    M 38"-41"
    L 42"-45"
    XL 46"-49"
    2XL 50"-53"

     

    UNISEX LONGS SLEEVES
    CHEST TO FIT (IN) SLEEVE LENGTH
    S 34"-37" 24
    M 38"-41" 24.5
    L 42"-45" 24.5
    XL 46"-49" 24.5
    2XL 50"-53" 25

     

    CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
    CHEST TO FIT (IN)
    S 34"-39"
    M 39"-41"
    L 41"-45"
    XL 46"-49"
    2XL 50"-55"

     

    WOMEN'S TEES
    FITS SIZES BUST (IN)
    S 2-4 32.5-33.5
    M 6-8 34.5-35.5
    L 8-10 35.5-37.5
    XL 10-14 37.5-39.5
    2XL 14-18 39.5-44

     

    WOMEN'S FLOWY TANKS
    FITS SIZES BUST (IN)
    S 2-4 32.5-33.5
    M 6-10 34.5-37.5
    L 10-14 37.5-39.5
    XL 14-18 39.5-44
    2XL 18-20 44-46

     

    UNISEX TANKS
    WIDTH (IN)
    S 18 1/4
    M 20 1/4
    L 22 1/4
    XL 24 1/4
    2XL 26 1/4

     

    HATS
    CIRCUMFERENCE
    OS 22"-25.25"