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I'd Rather Be In Texas Women's Tank

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This tank says it all. No matter where I go that's outside of Texas, I'd still just rather be in Texas. Europe seems rad, Hawaii is real pretty and everything, but dang...I'd just rather be in Texas. All day, every day. 

Designed and printed on a super soft & flowy women's muscle tank, deep in the heart of Texas. 65% polyester, 35% viscose.

Please note: tanks run a little fitted. Lookin' for a looser and more flowy fit? We recommend sizin' up for maximum comfiness!

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Size Chart
UNISEX TEES
CHEST TO FIT (IN)
S 34"-37"
M 38"-41"
L 42"-45"
XL 46"-49"
2XL 50"-53"

WOMEN'S TEES
FITS SIZES BUST (IN)
S 2-4 32.5-33.5
M 6-8 34.5-35.5
L 8-10 35.5-37.5
XL 10-14 37.5-39.5
2XL 14-18 39.5-44

 

WOMEN'S FLOWY TANKS
FITS SIZES BUST (IN)
S 2-4 32.5-33.5
M 6-10 34.5-37.5
L 10-14 37.5-39.5
XL 14-18 39.5-44
2XL 18-20 44-46

MEN'S SWIM TRUNKS
WAIST
S 33" & Under
M 33-36"
L 36-40"
XL 40-44"
2XL 44"+

Women's Swimsuit
 Size Dress Size Bust Waist Rear
XS 0 33" & Under 26.5" & Under 36" & Under
S 2-4 33-34.5" 26.5"-28.5" 36-38"
M 6-8 34.5-37.5" 28.5-31" 38-40"
L 10-12 37.5-40.5" 31-33.5" 40-43"
XL 14 40.5-44.5" 33.5-37.5" 43-47"
XXL 16 44.5"+ 37.5"+ 47"+

UNISEX TANKS
WIDTH (IN)
S 18 1/4
M 20 1/4
L 22 1/4
XL 24 1/4
2XL 26 1/4

 

HATS
CIRCUMFERENCE
OS 22"-25.25"

UNISEX LONGS SLEEVES
CHEST TO FIT (IN) SLEEVE LENGTH
S 34"-37" 24
M 38"-41" 24.5
L 42"-45" 24.5
XL 46"-49" 24.5
2XL 50"-53" 25

CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
CHEST TO FIT (IN)
S 34"-39"
M 39"-41"
L 41"-45"
XL 46"-49"
2XL 50"-55"