The Ninja Turtles had to get covered in toxic slime to become the weird but awesome crime fighting turtles that they are. Us Texans seem weird to everyone else, but we're awesome without all the toxic slime. They're heroes in a half shell; we're heroes in a taco shell.
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We're 100% Texan small business owned by a husband and wife team with a couple of employees. We design our products ourselves and ship 'em straight to ya from the Texas Hill Country, a.k.a. Heaven on Earth.