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UNISEX TEES
CHEST TO FIT (IN)
S 34"-37"
M 38"-41"
L 42"-45"
XL 46"-49"
2XL 50"-53"

WOMEN'S TEES
FITS SIZES BUST (IN)
S 2-4 32.5-33.5
M 6-8 34.5-35.5
L 8-10 35.5-37.5
XL 10-14 37.5-39.5
2XL 14-18 39.5-44

 

WOMEN'S FLOWY TANKS
FITS SIZES BUST (IN)
S 2-4 32.5-33.5
M 6-10 34.5-37.5
L 10-14 37.5-39.5
XL 14-18 39.5-44
2XL 18-20 44-46

MEN'S SWIM TRUNKS
WAIST
S 33" & Under
M 33-36"
L 36-40"
XL 40-44"
2XL 44"+

Women's Swimsuit
 Size Dress Size Bust Waist Rear
XS 0 33" & Under 26.5" & Under 36" & Under
S 2-4 33-34.5" 26.5"-28.5" 36-38"
M 6-8 34.5-37.5" 28.5-31" 38-40"
L 10-12 37.5-40.5" 31-33.5" 40-43"
XL 14 40.5-44.5" 33.5-37.5" 43-47"
XXL 16 44.5"+ 37.5"+ 47"+

UNISEX TANKS
WIDTH (IN)
S 18 1/4
M 20 1/4
L 22 1/4
XL 24 1/4
2XL 26 1/4

 

HATS
CIRCUMFERENCE
OS 22"-25.25"

UNISEX LONGS SLEEVES
CHEST TO FIT (IN) SLEEVE LENGTH
S 34"-37" 24
M 38"-41" 24.5
L 42"-45" 24.5
XL 46"-49" 24.5
2XL 50"-53" 25

CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
CHEST TO FIT (IN)
S 34"-39"
M 39"-41"
L 41"-45"
XL 46"-49"
2XL 50"-55"

Our Promise

100% Free returns + exchanges, because that's Southern hospitality.

We design our products ourselves and ship 'em straight to ya from the Texas Hill Country, a.k.a. Heaven on Earth.

We're 100% Texan small business owned by a husband and wife team with a couple of employees.