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Have y'all ever wondered what Santa Hoss does during the off-season? We're pretty sure he spends it like all the rest of us Texans: flo-ho-ho-ting the river.
These sweaters are fully knit and fully amazing. We collaborated with the folks at The Shinesty to bring you what is arguably the greatest sweater of all time.
100% acrylic knit. 100% belongs at your next Christmas party.
| UNISEX TEES | |
| CHEST TO FIT (IN) | |
| S | 34"-37" |
| M | 38"-41" |
| L | 42"-45" |
| XL | 46"-49" |
| 2XL | 50"-53" |
| WOMEN'S TEES | ||
| FITS SIZES | BUST (IN) | |
| S | 2-4 | 32.5-33.5 |
| M | 6-8 | 34.5-35.5 |
| L | 8-10 | 35.5-37.5 |
| XL | 10-14 | 37.5-39.5 |
| 2XL | 14-18 | 39.5-44 |
| WOMEN'S FLOWY TANKS | ||
| FITS SIZES | BUST (IN) | |
| S | 2-4 | 32.5-33.5 |
| M | 6-10 | 34.5-37.5 |
| L | 10-14 | 37.5-39.5 |
| XL | 14-18 | 39.5-44 |
| 2XL | 18-20 | 44-46 |
| MEN'S SWIM TRUNKS | |
| WAIST | |
| S | 33" & Under |
| M | 33-36" |
| L | 36-40" |
| XL | 40-44" |
| 2XL | 44"+ |
| Women's | Swimsuit | |||
| Size | Dress Size | Bust | Waist | Rear |
| XS | 0 | 33" & Under | 26.5" & Under | 36" & Under |
| S | 2-4 | 33-34.5" | 26.5"-28.5" | 36-38" |
| M | 6-8 | 34.5-37.5" | 28.5-31" | 38-40" |
| L | 10-12 | 37.5-40.5" | 31-33.5" | 40-43" |
| XL | 14 | 40.5-44.5" | 33.5-37.5" | 43-47" |
| XXL | 16 | 44.5"+ | 37.5"+ | 47"+ |
| UNISEX TANKS | |
| WIDTH (IN) | |
| S | 18 1/4 |
| M | 20 1/4 |
| L | 22 1/4 |
| XL | 24 1/4 |
| 2XL | 26 1/4 |
| HATS | |
| CIRCUMFERENCE | |
| OS | 22"-25.25" |
| UNISEX LONGS SLEEVES | ||
| CHEST TO FIT (IN) | SLEEVE LENGTH | |
| S | 34"-37" | 24 |
| M | 38"-41" | 24.5 |
| L | 42"-45" | 24.5 |
| XL | 46"-49" | 24.5 |
| 2XL | 50"-53" | 25 |
| CHRISTMAS SWEATERS | |
| CHEST TO FIT (IN) | |
| S | 34"-39" |
| M | 39"-41" |
| L | 41"-45" |
| XL | 46"-49" |
| 2XL | 50"-55" |
