Floatin' Santa Christmas Sweater
Floatin' Santa Christmas Sweater
Floatin' Santa Christmas Sweater
Floatin' Santa Christmas Sweater
Floatin' Santa Christmas Sweater
Floatin' Santa Christmas Sweater

Floatin' Santa Christmas Sweater

Regular price $54.00 Sale price $37.80 Free returns + exchanges
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Have y'all ever wondered what Santa Hoss does during the off-season? We're pretty sure he spends it like all the rest of us Texans: flo-ho-ho-ting the river. 

These sweaters are fully knit and fully amazing. We collaborated with the folks at The Shinesty to bring you what is arguably the greatest sweater of all time.

100% acrylic knit. 100% belongs at your next Christmas party.

UNISEX TEES
CHEST TO FIT (IN)
S 34"-37"
M 38"-41"
L 42"-45"
XL 46"-49"
2XL 50"-53"

WOMEN'S TEES
FITS SIZES BUST (IN)
S 2-4 32.5-33.5
M 6-8 34.5-35.5
L 8-10 35.5-37.5
XL 10-14 37.5-39.5
2XL 14-18 39.5-44

 

WOMEN'S FLOWY TANKS
FITS SIZES BUST (IN)
S 2-4 32.5-33.5
M 6-10 34.5-37.5
L 10-14 37.5-39.5
XL 14-18 39.5-44
2XL 18-20 44-46

MEN'S SWIM TRUNKS
WAIST
S 33" & Under
M 33-36"
L 36-40"
XL 40-44"
2XL 44"+

Women's Swimsuit
 Size Dress Size Bust Waist Rear
XS 0 33" & Under 26.5" & Under 36" & Under
S 2-4 33-34.5" 26.5"-28.5" 36-38"
M 6-8 34.5-37.5" 28.5-31" 38-40"
L 10-12 37.5-40.5" 31-33.5" 40-43"
XL 14 40.5-44.5" 33.5-37.5" 43-47"
XXL 16 44.5"+ 37.5"+ 47"+

UNISEX TANKS
WIDTH (IN)
S 18 1/4
M 20 1/4
L 22 1/4
XL 24 1/4
2XL 26 1/4

 

HATS
CIRCUMFERENCE
OS 22"-25.25"

UNISEX LONGS SLEEVES
CHEST TO FIT (IN) SLEEVE LENGTH
S 34"-37" 24
M 38"-41" 24.5
L 42"-45" 24.5
XL 46"-49" 24.5
2XL 50"-53" 25

CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
CHEST TO FIT (IN)
S 34"-39"
M 39"-41"
L 41"-45"
XL 46"-49"
2XL 50"-55"

Our Promise

100% Free returns + exchanges, because that's Southern hospitality.

We design our products ourselves and ship 'em straight to ya from the Texas Hill Country, a.k.a. Heaven on Earth.

We're 100% Texan small business owned by a husband and wife team with a couple of employees.