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    8 Reasons to Shop Here

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    1

    CUSTOMER SERVICE

    WE TAKE CARE OF OUR CUSTOMERS IN THE EXACT SAME WAY WE'D WISH TO BE TAKEN CARE OF.

    2

    FAMILY OWNED

    WE'RE A HUSBAND AND WIFE OWNED SMALL BUSINESS.

    3

    LOCALLY DESIGNED & PRINTED

    DESIGNED IN AUSTIN TX, PRINTED IN SAN MARCOS TX.

    4

    QUALITY TEES WITH UNIQUE DESIGNS

    GUARANTEED.

    5

    FAST SHIPPING

    PICKED & SHIPPED BY HAND - RIGHT HERE IN AUSTIN TX.

    6

    FREE RETURNS & EXCHANGES

    EVERY TIME, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

    7

    WE GIVE BACK

    TO OUR LOCAL COMMUNITY AND THE ENTIRE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS

    8

    WE'RE FUNNY

    (AT LEAST SOME OF THE TIME ANYWAYS)

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    We read somewhere once that El Paso is closer to California than it is to Dallas. Because of that, we're holdin' on even tighter to our sweet west Texas city. It might be closer to Californialand, but dang it, El Paso belongs to us. Slap this 3" by 1.62" sticker on your favorite surface and show em where you're from.
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    Size Chart
    UNISEX TEES
    CHEST TO FIT (IN)
    S 34"-37"
    M 38"-41"
    L 42"-45"
    XL 46"-49"
    2XL 50"-53"

    WOMEN'S TEES
    FITS SIZES BUST (IN)
    S 2-4 32.5-33.5
    M 6-8 34.5-35.5
    L 8-10 35.5-37.5
    XL 10-14 37.5-39.5
    2XL 14-18 39.5-44

     

    WOMEN'S FLOWY TANKS
    FITS SIZES BUST (IN)
    S 2-4 32.5-33.5
    M 6-10 34.5-37.5
    L 10-14 37.5-39.5
    XL 14-18 39.5-44
    2XL 18-20 44-46

    MEN'S SWIM TRUNKS
    WAIST
    S 33" & Under
    M 33-36"
    L 36-40"
    XL 40-44"
    2XL 44"+

    Women's Swimsuit
     Size Dress Size Bust Waist Rear
    XS 0 33" & Under 26.5" & Under 36" & Under
    S 2-4 33-34.5" 26.5"-28.5" 36-38"
    M 6-8 34.5-37.5" 28.5-31" 38-40"
    L 10-12 37.5-40.5" 31-33.5" 40-43"
    XL 14 40.5-44.5" 33.5-37.5" 43-47"
    XXL 16 44.5"+ 37.5"+ 47"+

    UNISEX TANKS
    WIDTH (IN)
    S 18 1/4
    M 20 1/4
    L 22 1/4
    XL 24 1/4
    2XL 26 1/4

     

    HATS
    CIRCUMFERENCE
    OS 22"-25.25"

    UNISEX LONGS SLEEVES
    CHEST TO FIT (IN) SLEEVE LENGTH
    S 34"-37" 24
    M 38"-41" 24.5
    L 42"-45" 24.5
    XL 46"-49" 24.5
    2XL 50"-53" 25

    CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
    CHEST TO FIT (IN)
    S 34"-39"
    M 39"-41"
    L 41"-45"
    XL 46"-49"
    2XL 50"-55"