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My State Can Beat Up Your State Decal

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Not that we're promotin' violence here y'all, but let's just say if there were a harmless playground scuffle between Texas and another state, Texas would come out victorious and the other state would probably walk away with a wedgie. Stick this 7.5" by 3.75" vinyl decal on your car and show 'em who's boss.

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Size Chart

 

UNISEX TEES
CHEST TO FIT (IN)
S 34"-37"
M 38"-41"
L 42"-45"
XL 46"-49"
2XL 50"-53"

 

UNISEX LONGS SLEEVES
CHEST TO FIT (IN) SLEEVE LENGTH
S 34"-37" 24
M 38"-41" 24.5
L 42"-45" 24.5
XL 46"-49" 24.5
2XL 50"-53" 25

 

CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
CHEST TO FIT (IN)
S 34"-39"
M 39"-41"
L 41"-45"
XL 46"-49"
2XL 50"-55"

 

WOMEN'S TEES
FITS SIZES BUST (IN)
S 2-4 32.5-33.5
M 6-8 34.5-35.5
L 8-10 35.5-37.5
XL 10-14 37.5-39.5
2XL 14-18 39.5-44

 

WOMEN'S FLOWY TANKS
FITS SIZES BUST (IN)
S 2-4 32.5-33.5
M 6-10 34.5-37.5
L 10-14 37.5-39.5
XL 14-18 39.5-44
2XL 18-20 44-46

 

UNISEX TANKS
WIDTH (IN)
S 18 1/4
M 20 1/4
L 22 1/4
XL 24 1/4
2XL 26 1/4

 

HATS
CIRCUMFERENCE
OS 22"-25.25"