Ain't Texas Flag - Texas Humor Store

Ain't Texas Flag

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If you're the kinda Texan that likes to let non-Texans know exactly what you think of the rest of the country, then this is the flag you need to be wavin'. It's 3'x5' and full of Texas pride. Show America that as far as you're concerned there are only two states in it: Texas and Ain't Texas.

UNISEX TEES
CHEST TO FIT (IN)
S 34"-37"
M 38"-41"
L 42"-45"
XL 46"-49"
2XL 50"-53"

WOMEN'S TEES
FITS SIZES BUST (IN)
S 2-4 32.5-33.5
M 6-8 34.5-35.5
L 8-10 35.5-37.5
XL 10-14 37.5-39.5
2XL 14-18 39.5-44

 

WOMEN'S FLOWY TANKS
FITS SIZES BUST (IN)
S 2-4 32.5-33.5
M 6-10 34.5-37.5
L 10-14 37.5-39.5
XL 14-18 39.5-44
2XL 18-20 44-46

MEN'S SWIM TRUNKS
WAIST
S 33" & Under
M 33-36"
L 36-40"
XL 40-44"
2XL 44"+

Women's Swimsuit
 Size Dress Size Bust Waist Rear
XS 0 33" & Under 26.5" & Under 36" & Under
S 2-4 33-34.5" 26.5"-28.5" 36-38"
M 6-8 34.5-37.5" 28.5-31" 38-40"
L 10-12 37.5-40.5" 31-33.5" 40-43"
XL 14 40.5-44.5" 33.5-37.5" 43-47"
XXL 16 44.5"+ 37.5"+ 47"+

UNISEX TANKS
WIDTH (IN)
S 18 1/4
M 20 1/4
L 22 1/4
XL 24 1/4
2XL 26 1/4

 

HATS
CIRCUMFERENCE
OS 22"-25.25"

UNISEX LONGS SLEEVES
CHEST TO FIT (IN) SLEEVE LENGTH
S 34"-37" 24
M 38"-41" 24.5
L 42"-45" 24.5
XL 46"-49" 24.5
2XL 50"-53" 25

CHRISTMAS SWEATERS
CHEST TO FIT (IN)
S 34"-39"
M 39"-41"
L 41"-45"
XL 46"-49"
2XL 50"-55"

Our Promise

100% Free returns + exchanges, because that's Southern hospitality.

We design our products ourselves and ship 'em straight to ya from the Texas Hill Country, a.k.a. Heaven on Earth.

We're 100% Texan small business owned by a husband and wife team with a couple of employees.