They say I’m as full o’ wind as a corn eatin’ horse!Tumblr (3.0; @texashumor)http://txhumor.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rud63wHl1rsghemo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acm0813.tumblr.com/post/23985309662/true-that">acm0813</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>true that!</p> </blockquote>http://txhumor.com/post/24016846576http://txhumor.com/post/24016846576Tue, 29 May 2012 16:02:02 -0500jaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rykqkjZc1rrtzrxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://txhumor.com/post/24009915753http://txhumor.com/post/24009915753Tue, 29 May 2012 14:21:27 -0500jaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sr6ojf651r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is why I refuse to stop and ask for directions or help anywhere in rural Texas.</p>http://txhumor.com/post/24006868818http://txhumor.com/post/24006868818Tue, 29 May 2012 13:25:35 -0500texastxchainsawmassacrefilmjaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4smsjchZU1qc9o66o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chuck4x5.tumblr.com/post/24002526578/untitled-on-flickr">chuck4x5</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/amarilloposters/7058381181/" title="untitled">untitled</a> on Flickr.</p> </blockquote>http://txhumor.com/post/24006551259http://txhumor.com/post/24006551259Tue, 29 May 2012 13:18:56 -0500jaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4po9hiFk01r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My Momma is proud of me: <a href="http://instagr.am/p/LJ0jKtKst9/">http://instagr.am/p/LJ0jKtKst9/</a></p>http://txhumor.com/post/23904617134http://txhumor.com/post/23904617134Sun, 27 May 2012 21:29:41 -0500texastexashumorinstatexastexanjaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pi01OsHO1r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>God is definitely a Texan <a href="http://instagr.am/p/LJkk2LqsmS/">http://instagr.am/p/LJkk2LqsmS/</a></p>http://txhumor.com/post/23896291022http://txhumor.com/post/23896291022Sun, 27 May 2012 19:14:25 -0500texastexashumorinstatexastexanjaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4phzwFrBc1r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>God is currently blessing Texas: <a href="http://instagr.am/p/LJkTVjqsmJ/">http://instagr.am/p/LJkTVjqsmJ/</a></p>http://txhumor.com/post/23896285577http://txhumor.com/post/23896285577Sun, 27 May 2012 19:14:20 -0500texastexashumorinstatexastexanjaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pej5uHDj1r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Toobin Texas style <a href="http://instagr.am/p/LJc7ODKshn/">http://instagr.am/p/LJc7ODKshn/</a></p>http://txhumor.com/post/23891882016http://txhumor.com/post/23891882016Sun, 27 May 2012 17:59:29 -0500texastexashumorinstatexastexanjaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pej0X8WZ1r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My kinda Sunday <a href="http://instagr.am/p/LJcWGoqshV/">http://instagr.am/p/LJcWGoqshV/</a></p>http://txhumor.com/post/23891876832http://txhumor.com/post/23891876832Sun, 27 May 2012 17:59:23 -0500texastexashumorinstatexastexanjaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46l5pugb11qkqn8po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xxjohnxsilverxx.tumblr.com/post/23239990237/no-country-for-old-men">xxjohnxsilverxx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>No Country For Old Men</p> </blockquote>http://txhumor.com/post/23878661677http://txhumor.com/post/23878661677Sun, 27 May 2012 14:18:47 -0500jaybsauceda<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pF1p8sawWJ0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I don’t know what his wife looks like, but if she looks half as good as this sounds, she’s damned beautiful.</p> <p>Stevie Ray Vaughan - Lenny (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF1p8sawWJ0">hemi2k6</a>)</p>http://txhumor.com/post/23872062257http://txhumor.com/post/23872062257Sun, 27 May 2012 12:34:58 -0500jaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fgtv44IE1r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>lightning album (by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/view-finder/2130250422/">david haggard</a>)</p>http://txhumor.com/post/23865911785http://txhumor.com/post/23865911785Sun, 27 May 2012 10:46:43 -0500jaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fgft5i3s1r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Come and Take It - Franks, Austin (by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/swanksalot/5225026064/">swanksalot</a>)</p>http://txhumor.com/post/23818600740http://txhumor.com/post/23818600740Sat, 26 May 2012 16:09:01 -0500jaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nbjbxmq11r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>God Bless Texas and Lake LBJ <a href="http://instagr.am/p/LGiKUdqslb/">http://instagr.am/p/LGiKUdqslb/</a></p>http://txhumor.com/post/23814406121http://txhumor.com/post/23814406121Sat, 26 May 2012 14:59:35 -0500texastexashumorinstatexastexanjaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fgffUmEH1r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Texas Custom Boots (by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/woodylauland/7197219896/">woody lauland</a>)</p>http://txhumor.com/post/23812507556http://txhumor.com/post/23812507556Sat, 26 May 2012 14:18:48 -0500jaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fgf2le0G1r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>texas state fair 1250 (by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/creativerehab/3101830284/">indefinitejourney</a>)</p>http://txhumor.com/post/23806424912http://txhumor.com/post/23806424912Sat, 26 May 2012 12:36:03 -0500jaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fgeqCwK21r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>State Fair Grounds of Texas (by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stmckinne/6242400460/">stmckinne</a>)</p>http://txhumor.com/post/23800415955http://txhumor.com/post/23800415955Sat, 26 May 2012 10:49:02 -0500jaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m55rGcOU1r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is what Texans call entertainment. <a href="http://instagr.am/p/LE4OCvqssc/">http://instagr.am/p/LE4OCvqssc/</a></p>http://txhumor.com/post/23779534865http://txhumor.com/post/23779534865Fri, 25 May 2012 23:44:14 -0500texastexashumorinstatexastexanjaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ltdtkD1q1r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You know you’re in Texas when your grocery store has a dedicated tortilla makin’ area: <a href="http://instagr.am/p/LEdnAnqsvT/">http://instagr.am/p/LEdnAnqsvT/</a></p>http://txhumor.com/post/23764207910http://txhumor.com/post/23764207910Fri, 25 May 2012 19:29:52 -0500texastexashumorinstatexastexanjaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lktbmRsb1r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When did Julio’s start selling “Freakin’ Hot Chips”?! <a href="http://instagr.am/p/LEIh2jKslX/">http://instagr.am/p/LEIh2jKslX/</a></p>http://txhumor.com/post/23753033116http://txhumor.com/post/23753033116Fri, 25 May 2012 16:24:47 -0500texastexashumorinstatexastexanjaybsauceda