They say I’m as full o’ wind as a corn eatin’ horse!Tumblr (3.0; @texashumor)http://txhumor.com/<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6AQlgfvH_6s?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Missin’ the Possum a lot today.</p>http://txhumor.com/post/49235550449http://txhumor.com/post/49235550449Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:44:18 -0500george jonesthe possumcountrytexasjaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ebd36c2915f3318510ea04e2ba43d74/tumblr_mlqoooU2wO1qeodfso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Go Spurs, Go.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaybsauceda.com" target="_blank">jaybsauceda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Portrait I shot of San Antonio Spur Danny Green recently.</p> </blockquote>http://txhumor.com/post/48799888660http://txhumor.com/post/48799888660Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:33:46 -0500jaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2fcd9d643b0b3e6a1afe132ae173b7e/tumblr_mls2w6VG3n1r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.khou.com/community/La-Porte-police-officer-shuts-down-highway-to-save-dog-190926421.html">La Porte, Tx police officer stops traffic to save little dog from the rain and being hit by a car.</a> God Bless Texas police officers and first responders. They save lives, even the lives of our 4 legged friends.</p>http://txhumor.com/post/48798245905http://txhumor.com/post/48798245905Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:12:06 -0500jaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b18bf06f0c183a00206a1226d43f1d78/tumblr_mlpuqzIMTs1r7yg03o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>This is the day we have all been waiting for folks. Whataburger is going to sell their <em>Fancy</em> Ketchup, including the Spicy Ketchup at H-E-B.</span></p> <blockquote> <p><span>“Whataburger is selling its brand of Fancy Ketchup, Spicy Ketchup and Original Mustard in 16- and 20-ounce bottles at H-E-B stores in Texas and Mexico.”</span></p> <p><span>Via <a href="http://www.bizjournals.com/sanantonio/news/2013/04/23/whataburger-h-e-b-teaming-up-to-sell.html" target="_blank">San Antonio Business Journal</a>.</span></p> </blockquote>http://txhumor.com/post/48699586406http://txhumor.com/post/48699586406Tue, 23 Apr 2013 11:20:00 -0500texaswhataburgerfoodansweredprayersjaybsauceda<p>This is what I look like when people suggest we get Mexican food:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5aabc7d12d5752791be65dfad88626d1/tumblr_inline_mkr4kt94HA1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://txhumor.com/post/47203671404http://txhumor.com/post/47203671404Fri, 05 Apr 2013 12:48:19 -0500jaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c817d1e68918be2c56c2b0136b9a8124/tumblr_mirmpeAp0b1r1dfwno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My idea of a cute couple:</p>http://txhumor.com/post/44000892870http://txhumor.com/post/44000892870Mon, 25 Feb 2013 14:12:34 -0600jaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d00682f94375ea4be940e79c3192f8f/tumblr_mim9fbmTrb1rv13qgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>San Antonio yall:</p>http://txhumor.com/post/43991846912http://txhumor.com/post/43991846912Mon, 25 Feb 2013 11:36:36 -0600jaybsauceda<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-ZQBm2aUpEw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is exactly what runs through my mind around this time every Thursday:</p>http://txhumor.com/post/42519997237http://txhumor.com/post/42519997237Thu, 07 Feb 2013 13:54:26 -0600texaswillienelsonwhiskeyjaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b56c01df6fe539892921dfd8a5fa1c29/tumblr_mhrqf8x7M61r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Diamonds are forever, but so is Texas with this shirt.</p> <p>Get it here: http://txpr.de/txstore</p>http://txhumor.com/post/42380779689http://txhumor.com/post/42380779689Tue, 05 Feb 2013 16:28:20 -0600texastexantxhoustondallasaustinsan antoniofort worthlubbockamarilloel pasojaybsauceda<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/n58bFRauLL4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The legend of Johnny Football continues off-season:</p>http://txhumor.com/post/41458835372http://txhumor.com/post/41458835372Fri, 25 Jan 2013 14:06:19 -0600jaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/93fef12aba914ceb14246985b5c3425a/tumblr_mh5cryAO2H1r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The “Everything is bigger in Texas, including Texas” shirt.</p> <p>Get it here: <a href="http://txpr.de/txstore" target="_blank"><a href="http://txpr.de/txstore">http://txpr.de/txstore</a></a></p> <p>Use promo code TEXASFOREVER for free shipping.</p>http://txhumor.com/post/41379278353http://txhumor.com/post/41379278353Thu, 24 Jan 2013 14:26:00 -0600texastexanamericanusasan antoniohoustondallasirvingamarilloel pasolubbockaustinplanofort worthjaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2eccd18e4c520e85be83e731964d841b/tumblr_mh2090APom1rux1g2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is what success looks like in Texas: #Ford</p>http://txhumor.com/post/41240528615http://txhumor.com/post/41240528615Tue, 22 Jan 2013 19:34:24 -0600texasfordjaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3c655c140b1420db51110b6e0b11b72/tumblr_mf5t046ukj1qauqf3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is what happens to people who mess with Texas:</p>http://txhumor.com/post/41239684061http://txhumor.com/post/41239684061Tue, 22 Jan 2013 19:24:20 -0600jaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5310e58c760ff4af77d633bc9bc21a3a/tumblr_mh1wr6lPfB1r7yg03o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Get our new Texas Humor shirts at our new store!</p> <p><a href="http://txpr.de/txstore" title="Texas Humor Store" target="_blank"><a href="http://txpr.de/txstore">http://txpr.de/txstore</a></a></p> <p>Use promo code TEXASFOREVER for free shipping!</p>http://txhumor.com/post/41231576906http://txhumor.com/post/41231576906Tue, 22 Jan 2013 17:47:30 -0600texastexanshirtt-shirttshirttxaustinhoustondallassan antonioamarilloseguinfort worthbeaumontpridedesignjaybsauceda<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8a73c5e795b650ab8c40d449820cb71/tumblr_mgxnlk5UPv1rkuym4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Shout out to Amarillo!</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsdaev.tumblr.com/post/41018427164">itsdaev</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cadillac Ranch on Route 66 - Amarillo, Texas | Flickr</p> </blockquote>http://txhumor.com/post/41226705616http://txhumor.com/post/41226705616Tue, 22 Jan 2013 16:48:31 -0600jaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/052f569ed1ed595e7a9ad0f06bae5297/tumblr_mh0ex0BaKa1qgjr08o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This makes my mouth water:</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xandrak.tumblr.com/post/41171216224/come-to-mama-the-salt-lick-driftwood-tx">xandrak</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Come to mama.<br/> -The Salt Lick, Driftwood, TX</p> </blockquote>http://txhumor.com/post/41214246883http://txhumor.com/post/41214246883Tue, 22 Jan 2013 14:12:23 -0600jaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8792a1946e133c8cee2dc2a33f31e35c/tumblr_mh0jnfAbki1qf0ye1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This kid is gonna grow up to be one proud Texan:</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cupcakezandglitter.tumblr.com/post/41178334315/my-lil-texan">cupcakezandglitter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my lil Texan</p> </blockquote>http://txhumor.com/post/41204408814http://txhumor.com/post/41204408814Tue, 22 Jan 2013 11:36:44 -0600jaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3343e0f2040db8cbbe70b035b79aa56f/tumblr_mgyg296FR71qbgqsho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What’s up San Antonio?</p>http://txhumor.com/post/41142118677http://txhumor.com/post/41142118677Mon, 21 Jan 2013 16:48:23 -0600jaybsauceda<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4ed2570f83cfcffa0b3071c9be2501e/tumblr_mgycakCSA81qdt0qio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is my kinda wine bottle holder:</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://suzannecummingsflowers.tumblr.com/post/41062274553/great-gift-tonight-friends-love-texan-texas">suzannecummingsflowers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Great gift tonight. #friends #love #Texan #Texas (at The House of William & Helix)</p> </blockquote>http://txhumor.com/post/41128061158http://txhumor.com/post/41128061158Mon, 21 Jan 2013 14:12:24 -0600jaybsauceda<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ktQcscMJtcQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is what happens when you don’t have gun control:</p>http://txhumor.com/post/41114876735http://txhumor.com/post/41114876735Mon, 21 Jan 2013 11:36:19 -0600jaybsauceda