You know you’re in Texas when…
yetoldmeso:

Saw this on my way home from downtown

You know you’re in Texas when…

yetoldmeso:

Saw this on my way home from downtown

(Source: hella-delicate)

This guy gives new meaning to the term “crappy job”:
starbait:

Hey, I guess you gotta get your #hustle one way or another #dogs #jobs #Texas #trucks (at Fort Worth, TX )

This guy gives new meaning to the term “crappy job”:

starbait:

Hey, I guess you gotta get your #hustle one way or another #dogs #jobs #Texas #trucks (at Fort Worth, TX )

I like my liquor to come in Texas shaped bottles:
logantek:

#tequila @morenatequilera #texas #big #webstagram (en Piazza’s Fine Foods)

I like my liquor to come in Texas shaped bottles:

logantek:

#tequila @morenatequilera #texas #big #webstagram (en Piazza’s Fine Foods)

If you serve me a drink, make sure it’s on this napkin:
orchidandposy:

#texas cocktail napkins :)

If you serve me a drink, make sure it’s on this napkin:

orchidandposy:

#texas cocktail napkins :)

This is the truth:

This is the truth:

(Source: britthath)

A guide for using “y’all”:

A guide for using “y’all”:

Proof that Texas produces the most amazing football players in the country:

Proof that Texas produces the most amazing football players in the country:

One of the few ways to get snow in Texas:

One of the few ways to get snow in Texas:

(Source: josuevallejo)

How many of yall knew Willie Nelson played football?

How many of yall knew Willie Nelson played football?

(Source: peerintothepast)

I know of a few guys who use this as a rule of thumb when lookin’ for girls:

I know of a few guys who use this as a rule of thumb when lookin’ for girls:

(via hopewilliamson)